does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

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if u touch my thigh under a table in public u can bet ur sweet bippy that ur gonna be gettin some later.

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Periods aren’t an excuse to get out of anything.

-People who have never experienced blood pouring out of their genitals (via wiifitting)

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can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

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